I'm just your average, everyday rainbow-haired, tattooed, movie-reviewing, toy collecting, rasslin' watching, endlessly blogging, movie star wannabe son of a gun.

Physical intimacy, acting, writing, toy collecting, watching wrestling, the movies, alcoholic beverages (except white wine and gin), observing people, walking, tattoos, pissing off conservatives

I'm sure that whatever music you think is the coolest right now, I'd probably like. Except the Beastie Boys -- I've never been able to appreciate them.

2001, Robocop, Eraserhead, Cool as Ice, Ernest Goes to Jail, Napoleon Dynamite, Spirited Away, Citizen Kane, Wings, Flash Gordon

WWE Raw and Smackdown, Beavis and Butt-head, Chappelle's Show, South Park, Simpsons, King of the Hill, anything Shatner